What you gonna do with all those things that you got no room for?
Once-worn clothes and DVD's that you don't even watch anymore
When you were earning lots of money you would buy all your gadgets from eBay
Now it all seems such a waste when you don't know if you'll even eat today
Must find another home...


I'll pick you up from a distant town and I'll
Put you up on my old couch
I'll never kick you when you're down and out
(You said:) “Thank you Buddy, I needed somewhere to stay
Couple of days and I'll be on my way
When I'm back on my feet, perhaps I'll start to date again...”


Ever since we were seventeen it seemed like life had no real meaning
Drugs and booze defined the party's rules, we stopped getting treated like losers
There were always lots of honeys that we would always call dibs on
But then the single woman of my dreams appeared and told me to get a real job
Must find a bigger home...


I'll pick you up from a distant town and I'll
Put you up on my old couch
I'll never kick you when you're down and out
(You said:) “Thank you Buddy, I needed somewhere to stay
Couple of days and I'll be on my way
When I'm back on my feet, perhaps I'll start to date again...”


Moving on to someone new and just in time
I never thought that she'd get rid of you, she set your heart on fire
But things change, people change, as experience shows
But as she choked the life out of your style, it was time for that bitch to go


I'll always be there to pick you up