Wanna hide your love? Keep it covered up?
Did you do something at the weekend that you hope no-one brings up?
Everybody’s got a dirty secret, or so it seems
And they really, really need it to stay discreet

The ears prick up and the eyes grow wide
And then the rumours spread like wildfire

“Did you hear about Jamie J? I heard he’s having a kid!”
“Did you hear what Katie said? Sounds like she’ll be quids in”
“Guess which supervisor’s having an illicit affair!”
“Can you believe that short, short skirt Christina wears?”

Well there are some people
Who like to throw away
Casual comments
Of things they have no say in
They can be mean
And they won’t just let it be
You’d expect better from your own team!

Wanna go online? The bids are up to nine
Well you better check over your shoulder
You don’t want the wannabe to catch ya
Everybody’s got a job to do, or so it seems
But she’s got some intriguing news that you have to hear

Well there are some people
Who like to throw away
Casual comments
Of things they have no say in
They can be mean
And they won’t just let it be
You’d expect better from your own team!

“Did you hear about Jamie J? I hear he’s having a girl”
“You could win a cruise in the prize draw, think I’ll give it a whirl”
“Did you know that Robbie smoked ganja back in his college days”
“Did you know our new IT guy is in fact gay?”

Well there are some people
Who like to throw away
Casual comments
Of things they have no say in
They can be mean
And they won’t just let it be
You’d expect better from your own team!